I am sick as the brick who has picked up the sick.
I woke up with a terrible cold today, so naturally i decided to make some orange juice and noodle soup. An hour after i accidentally fell back to sleep my noodle soup was burnt to the pan like some dead, burnt, sticky thing, and my whole house was filled with smoke. I've really never seen this much smoke in one house. The smoke alarm didn't go off either-- i could have died! That was six and a half hours ago, and the house still smells barely breathable. I will drink one hot toddy to this disaster!